searching for your absolution, knowing it doesn’t exist

Threadhopping with this character - yes/no/other?: Love it.
Hugging this character?: lolol you can try
Giving this character a kiss?: see above.
Badtouching: see above.
Lovers: Yes, but good luck with that.
Punching this character (provided they can fight back): Be my guest.
Easiest way to get on his good side: Be nice to Sasuke.
Easiest way to get on his bad side: Touching Sasuke in any way, shape or form.
Hackable?: No.
Fourth Wall Breakage: Not in-game.
Maim/Death: Yes & no, he's already died once.
Blood: Oh yes. :3